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Jul. 9th, 2009 @ 11:16 pm Movie Update
So, I've actually starting watching some movies again in my spare time over the past couple of weeks.  I'd write about interesting books I've read, but to be honest with you the last book I finished was a legal thriller by Philip Margolin, Executive Privilege, and that really needs no further attention.  I'm in the midst of reading The Sportswriter, which I'm enjoying, and hope to get my hands on The Lay of the Land, which might prove difficult in India.  I read Independence Day four or five years ago before I realized there was a trilogy but whatever.

Anyway, moving on to movies I've seen recently.  Let's start off with Killshot, ostensibly a thriller about hitman Mickey Rourke and his targets, Diane Lane and Thomas Jane, who play a small town Canadian husband and wife in the midst of a crumbling marriage.  I like all these actors as well as Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who plays Rourke's incredibly annoying protege.  So, you can say I was hoping for more than the piece of crap which I got.  It's clocking in at a solid 6.4/10 on imdb, which is baffling to me.  Among the more glaring flaws are glacial pacing, a nonsensical plot, Rourke's horrific attempt at a Native American accent, and pretty much any word that comes out of Gordon-Levitt's mouth.  The only reason worth mentioning this movie is to save you, oh prospective watcher of Killshot, from wasting 90 minutes of your life. 

The next movie I saw was Charlie Bartlett.  Again, a movie peopled with actors I like.  Anton Yelchin (actually I don't like him, I just don't mind him, but now I kind of mind him), Kat Dennings, and Robert Downey Jr. conspire to make something of this movie, which is neither genuinely funny, original, or insightful - all plaudits it seems so desperately to be hoping to achieve.  Moments seeking to engender any kind of viewer response seemed more likely to result in apathy rather than pathos, and the ratio of smile-inducing scenes to those trying too hard for humor must have been far greater than one in ten.  The only truism to which the movie speaks is that, indeed, in high school people will pretty much try anything to be popular.  However, what the movie misses is that the pursuit of that popularity is a zero-sum game - there are no situations where everybody benefits.  After all, to ascend to the elite, there has to be an underclass from which you have risen up, an underclass which is subject to frequent belittlement and humiliation, thereby validating those who are above it.  What this boils down to is don't waste your time on Charlie Bartlett.

Instead, you should watch The Wackness, which is just a fine movie.  The mood of the movie is fantastic, and perhaps I find it overly praiseworthy because it captures a period that coincides with some of the most influential years in my life.  Either way, the acting is superb.  Ben Kingsley is excellent as an upper east side psychiatrist (though i can't speak to what is going on with his accent) as is Josh Peck, who plays the a young pot dealer in the three months of the summer before his freshman year of college.  Peck portrays the social awkwardness of that time in one's life so well, particularly in those painful moments when one pursues a girl and openly confesses his feelings for the first time.  The movie also has a fine soundtrack which is used masterfully, particularly in a scene set to A Tribe Called Quest's "Can I Kick It."  Also not to be missed is Method Man's Caribbean accent (who knew!).  Anyway, check this movie out when you've got some time.

Oh yeah, I tried to watch Crank 2 (High Voltage is the subtitle I think?) and I had to turn it off after about five minutes.  Make of that what you will.  I'm open for recommendations if anyone has any.

In other news, I am in my last year here in India.  I should be back for good by April 2010 if all works out well so there's that.





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Apr. 13th, 2008 @ 04:56 am A Little Bit of Everything, Not a Lot of Anything
I guess the only thing consistent about my blog is its inconsistency.  Oh well, I don't see myself rectifying that problem anytime in the near future.

I woke up about 2:30 AM here in India to see if I could catch some of what I presumed would be the inevitable Tiger Woods charge in the third round of the Masters, the so-called "Moving Day" of the tournament.  Tiger did make a move, but the second round leader Trevor Immelman (of South Africa I believe) surprisingly did not falter and is finishing up his round on 10 under, 5 shots clear of Tiger, as I type this. 

As much a fan of Tiger as am, I think my interest was heightened more by having played golf today for the first time in over three years.  It was an equally exhilarating and frustrating experience.   As expected, I guess, for every good shot there were several bad ones, but it was a pleasure to be out on a golf course again (and to record a birdie at that - I hit a 172-yard 6 iron in to about 5 feet and holed the putt).  I was playing with my friend Keertan, Aditya, and Sandeep and though we started out the day with the enthusiasm of virgins at a whorehouse, the 100 degree plus temperatures in the early afternoon sapped our last reservoirs of energy in record time and dissipated any remaining will to play, forcing us to call it quits and trudge back after 16 holes.

I have two days left before my last final exam, in Forensics.  I've gotten through the hard part for this extended year, which is an 18 month slog through three major subjects (Pharmacology, Microbiology, and Pathology) and one minor one (Forensics).  I think I did pretty well in the first three and what remains is my Forensics exam plus practical exams in all four.  Practical exams, in short, are a series of applied exercises (including experiments, solving of clinical problems, identifying various specimens and instruments, and oral exams) that are generally much less feared than the written exams, most of which I've finished over the last 10 days.

Motivating myself to study Forensics has been harder than I would have thought.  After all, the prospect of learning about such diverse topics as Medico-Legal Ethics (which is a somewhat oxymoronic and ironic concept in India), Autopsies, Nature of Mechanical Wounds, and Toxicology seems quite appealing.  However, in practice most of the subjects are much drier than could be imagined.

My favorite subject so far has to be Sexual Offenses.  Not for any information I've gleaned, but more for the classification of Sexual Offenses that seems rooted in a time fifty years gone.  The classification is as follows:

1. Natural Offenses: A. Rape   B. Incest   C. Adultery
- Obviously Rape belongs here, but Adultery?  I mean it does seem incomprehensible as to how Eric Benet could have slept around on Halle Berry (his claims of a sex addiction notwithstanding), but did poor Eric commit a criminal offense.  Being an idiot or immoral doesn't make you a criminal, though I guess the converse usually applies.

2. Unnatural Offenses: A. Sodomy   B. Tribadism   C. Bestiality   D. Buccal Coitus
- Now this list is rife with errors.  I would argue that only bestiality belongs here.  Sodomy?  C'mon everyone wants to try it in the pooper once right?, or at least they're curious (Am I totally off base?).  At first I thought our textbook was targeting homosexuals but it clearly includes anal sex between a man and a woman in the definition.  My favorite parts from the sodomy part including learning new definitions like buggery (an alternate name; I never exactly new what the British use of "buggered meant and now I do), gerontophilia (when the receiver is an adult), Hijrahs and Zenanas (apparently the two recognized divisions of Eunuchs).  My other favorite bits from this section include throwaway lines like these - "The Greeks of the 'Golden Age' practised it, and it is sometimes referred to as Greek Love" or "Gay Clubs, i.e. association of homosexuals are present in some countries like U.K., U.S.A., etc." - GASP!
- Tribadism for those of you who didn't know (and I didn't) is the forbidden act of lesbianism.  The most despicable line in this section - "The practice is usually indulged in by women who are mental degenerates or those who supher from nymphomania (we'll get to this later I promise)."  The book does clarify that tribadism (it just sounds mean) is not an offence in India (whoopty-fuckin'-do).
- The most amusing line in this whole chapter, at least in its implication, is the following one - "Bestiality is the sexual intercourse by a human being with a lower animal."  Heh, What?  So it's all cool if your next door neighbor is banging his chimpanzee I guess.  After all that chimp is pretty fuckin' smart.  Oh yeah, there's also this line, which seems logically true but is quotable for the laughworthy yet repulsive image it evokes - "Because of their convenient size, animals like calves and sheep are more often involved."
- As for Buccal Coitus, I really don't know what to say.  Does orally pleasuring your partner really sound like an  unnatural sexual offence?

3. Sexual Perversions: - there's too many to list but just some general observations mostly as a result of a whole host of new terms I learned.  Now the rub is just to segue into some cocktail party conversation when I can use all of these.
- Apparently the art of participating in a threesome is technically called troilism.
- Voyeurism specifically defined as getting off while watching others having sex is called mixoscopia.
- Partaking in a "yellow shower" or at least getting sexually gratified by one is called undinism (I wonder if Edith Wharton knew this when she wrote Custom of the Country).
- What I've thought of (and I really never want to think of it, believe me) as a "scat" fetish is technically called caprolagnia.
- Masturbation is considered a sexual perversion.  Really? Well whatever.
- When they get into masochism, they say that Sacher-Masoch's wife used to whip him to stimulate him to write.  I guess I never specifically knew why the word was derived from his name and always assumed it to be related to some characters or characterization in Venus in Furs.
- Satyrism is the male practice of nymphomania.  I didn't know this when it was asked on an exam earlier this year (Our main professor has a tendency to ask numerous sexual offense questions), but I managed to work out the answer based on basic knowledge of Greek myth.

I guess that's enough from my schoolwork.  What else.  Oh yeah, for those of you who don't know I'll be coming back to the U.S. on May 4th and I'll be staying for roughly one month.  I know I've made plans to meet up with many of you, and if anyone reading this is going to be in Chicago sometime in May let me know and maybe we can catch up.  I'll be at several other places to but only for a couple of days each.

Caught up on a few TV shows over the last several weeks.  Lost has been superlative this season with the only somewhat weak episode being Juliet's flashback.  The week before that though was magnificent.  The Desmond-Penny episode (was it "The Constant?") was fantastic and succeeded in doing what almost no television has done for me - genuinely move me.  That final phone call was really cathartic both for the way it was shot (the intercutting of faces and alternating of dialog really fit) and for the way it raised the emotion of their relationship, which the show has done a good job of building up in bits and pieces over the course of four seasons.  What was particularly appealing was that the catharsis was for both the viewer and the two characters.

The Office seems on the verge of perpetual decline.  I was hoping the return to a shorter format would return the show to the heights of the brilliant second season and much of the third season, but I was disappointed in the dinner party episode of this week.  It sounded like such a potential gold mine of laughs and it had its moments (the more I watch him, the more I appreciate Steve Carell's performance as Michael Scott) but felt comedically (I don't think this word exists) incomplete.  I still enjoy the show and perhaps I'm judging it too harshly but the standard by which I judge it is one which the show itself established.  Maybe they got Pam and Jim together too early.  As I rewatched the second season, I more clearly realized that the tension of their unrequited romance really drove almost every episode and formed a framework around which the other characters could interact in (mostly) secondary story arcs.

30 Rock, on the other hand, is maintaining its level, which is good because I really like the show.  This show has really raised appreciation for Alec Baldwin's comedic acting.  I always thought he was fantastic on his appearances on SNL, most of which I've caught through the years on repeats or in tidbits.  However, he is transcendent as Jack Donaghy.  As for Tina Fey, she's much better as an actress than I thought she'd be, and her writing is stellar.  She's reached MILF status in my book.

I've been watching this season of Top Chef as well.  I think Padma Lakshmi is who I would have sculpted if I was Pygmalion.  She's just that divine in my mind.  I was really curious to see what Chicago restaurants/chefs and locales they'd use.  It was neat to see the Whole Foods on Halsted that I'd often go to (I wonder if they'll go to Sam's to pick up some wine) as well as to see Rick Bayless - the meal I had at Topolobampo with Zeke and Paul was one of the best I've had.

I've been eagerly keeping up with the presidential race up till this point.  I'm definitely an Obama supporter, though I guess Mike Gravel will always have a place in my heart (had anyone heard of this loser before this year?).  One thing that has happened for me is even more disgust at our political process.  The ways in which politicians are programmed in every conceivable way to appeal to subsets of voters at specific times and the broadest group, which is more like the lowest common denominator of idiots, at others is repulsive.  If I had any balls I would have become an anarchist a long time ago.  Well probably not, cause I only know what the concept means but not exactly how it would work.  Still, the idea of doing away with our government, as it currently exists, is wholly appealing.

I think that's about enough for now.  It did feel really good to blog after a while.  And oh yeah, if anyone has recommendations of good TV shows, good movies, and good music please let me know.  I want to catch up on my pop culture when I get back.
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Mar. 7th, 2007 @ 02:30 am Nothing in Particular Really
It's about 2:30 AM here in India as I type this.  The Champions League match between Liverpool and Barcelona is on and Barcelona is frantically trying to make up the one goal deficit they saddled themselves with after the first leg at home.  Soccer (I now find myself saying football in conversation when referring to soccer), specifically its easy availability on Indian cable, is one of the things I feel has made my life better after my life-altering decision to come to India.  Of course enjoyment of the frequent soccer broadcasts is somewhat counterfeited by the equally annoying ubiquitous cricket programs. 

What I'm trying to get to, is that 18 months later I'm still at a loss for how to assess the correctness of my decision.  I find that work and schooling here are intellectually satisfying in a manner that I'd forgotten.  There's something self-affirming in asserting oneself academically and reaping the resultant rewards.  Of course that statement seems self evident, yet in failing to challenge myself in studies for an extended period of time, I'd managed to filter out all the benefits to be had.  Yet, the sacrifice to my time for reading for pleasure has been severe.  And the lackadaisical, beholden to none lifestyle I'd grown accustomed to is not without its charms.  Chief among them being my ability to do what I wanted when I wanted for the most part. 

Perhaps the loss felt most keenly is that of not being in daily contact with friends.  The comfort of being able to socialize on a regular basis was one that I'd taken for granted, and one which can not be replaced by IMing, e-mail, or the international phone call.  I've made new friends, some really great ones, but we don't have several years of history yet.

Barcelona has now scored to take make it 1-0 in their favor, but thanks to Liverpool's 2-1 victory in the first leg, should the score  stand as is, Liverpool would advance thanks to UEFA's somewhat arbitrary rule that away goals count more than those scored at home. 

Another drastic change has been in my world view.  Before I left the U.S. I was cognizant of the hatred of our current government and shared in much of it, though in a greatly disaffected sense.  My rage was in spurts not continuous, as it should have been.  The sheer malice towards Bush is staggering, if wholly justified, and the damage that his policies have done to America's reputation in South and Southeast Asia was initially well beyond the scope of what I might have guessed.

Well, Barca couldn't score again and as a result of the aforementioned rule, the defending champs have been knocked out of the Champions League by Liverpool (the once removed defending champs), which now advances to the final eight.

One weird thing is the amount of TV I've been watching.  It's only about 5-6 hours a week, but I haven't watched TV with this regularity in a long time and perhaps never.  My weekly routine consists of downloading Heroes, Prison Break, and 24 torrents on Tuesday morning; Veronica Mars on Wednesday morning; Lost on Thursday morning; and The Office on Friday morning.  Oh I forgot about High Stakes Poker (also downloaded on Tuesday morning). 
I can then catch up on that week's show at my leisure but almost always before the next week's download has been completed. 
By the way, The Office is sheer brilliance.  I thought NBC would fudge up Ricky Gervais brilliant original, and they did for much of the abbreviated first season.  But the second and third seasons have been superlative.  If you guys haven't caught any of it the first two seasons of Gervais' second show, Extras, it's also quite good though a little inconsistent.

I've been typing for the last 45 minutes while watching the game, and seeing as it's 3:15 and I have to be at the hospital in about six hours, I'll be in touch all.

Oh yeah, one thing I wanted to mention.  Is Kevin Durant really that good?  Bill Simmons fellating him with regularity has been amusingly predictable but it's also piqued my interest (along with what seem to be very impressive numbers).  So to those of you who've seen him play, again, is he really that good?  If he is, I hope Texas makes it to the Final Four so that I can at least watch him play once. 
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Dec. 26th, 2006 @ 08:42 am Fantasy Woes
So, I log on to my fantasy basketball team's page yesterday to perform my alternate day ritual of checking up on my team's performance.  To my dismay, I find that I've lost three of my best performers for at least the next two months and in Nenad Krstic's case, the rest of the year.  In the space of two days Rashard Lewis, Yao, and Krstic all suffered serious injuries.  This has left me to scramble for dubious performers like Stephen Jackson and Erick Dampier  (since when has any good come of relying on Dampier for anything).  I see now that [info]wallacecatis seeking to take advantage of these circumstances to get himself standout fantasy performer Deron Williams.  What does he offer me in return - Eddy Curry.  Now this isn't as imbalanced as I'd initially expected as Curry is averaging a respectable 18 points and a passable 7 rebounds a game.  But, c'mon it's Eddy Curry and having Curry and Dampier on your roster can not be karmically sound even if temporary statistics indicate otherwise. 

In other news, my tour of Hyderabad sports shops yesterday afternoon in search of an American football proved futile.  I did see rugby bladders in at least a couple of the shops and was even repeatedly offered one in place of a football by a completely oblivious shopworker.  My only other amusement  on Christmas day proved to be the sight of a gas station worker dressed up as Santa Claus.  A wiry 80 pound Indian frame and accompanying Indian complexion in the Santa get-up was a little bit much.

Happy Holidays to all and as a current Slate article suggests, this Christmas watch The Shop Around the Corner and not It's A Wonderful LIfe.  The former is really so much better. 

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Dec. 20th, 2006 @ 08:04 am Nothing in Particular
So, I've been back in India for a little bit and have now started hospital rotations.  All in all this has been a more engaging experience than I could have hoped.  What worries me is the prospect of inevitable monotony in the near future as my daily routine gets repetitive.  I'm hoping that shuffling back and forth between various hospital departments will keep the interest fresh.  My classes are Pharmacology, Pathology, Microbiology, and Forensics.  Each has its enticement, but the lectures tend to drag.  I find Pharma, Patho, and Forensics genuinely interesting subjects and am currently undecided on Micro, a department that includes a teacher bearing an uncanny resemblance to Adolf Hitler.  So far, Forensics is my favorite subject, mainly due to Amar Singh, the HOD (head of department), whose rambling lectures are flavored with bits of humor, his eccentricities, and his somewhat colonial English (which is just plain fun to listen to).  Also, he seems to be the only teacher I've encountered in India who's familiar with the Socratic method, so even if the subject at hand is dull at least everyone's a participant.

There's not really much else to report, other than I'm busier than I've ever been.  The prospect of a full day has always appealed to me, but it seems that I'm now always feeling tired.  Hopefully that will change as I become accustomed to my new schedule.  

I haven't done much reading since coming back, though I did finish Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell and Martin Dressler on the trip back to India.  I'll devote my next post to my thoughts on those two books.  After my return I finished the fantasy novel Eragon and its sequel Eldest, which proved a big waste of my time.  I don't know how I waded through such mediocre prose, but I must have been pretty bored.

I've also downloaded and watched a few movies since my return.  The Da Vinci Code was undone by its complete faithfulness to the novel, an altogether solid piece of thriller/adventure fiction.  Perhaps more disconcerting was Tom Hanks' haircut, which looked like some kind of unfinished wig.  Scoop was highly entertaining and I'd definitely recommend it.  It has a pleasant pacing and Scarlet Johannsen, Hugh Jackman, and Woody Allen all fill their roles admirably.  Particularly Allen who has some genuinely funny dialogue that sneaks up on you.  Johannsen does a fair-to-middlin' imitation of Allen and the two have great chemistry as a father-daughter pair in the movie.  As for Jackman, asking him to play a modern day wealthy English lord is liking asking me to wax eloquent on the pleasure to be gained from reading Persuasion.  My experience with Scoop prompted me to download Match Point, which was also a fine film.  Jonathan Rhys Meyers is perhaps a little bit of a lightweight as a lead in this kind of material, but Allen does a swell job of building the tension and making the characters' choices more gray than they should otherwise be if a moment was taken to analyze consequences.

I'm now up-to-date on the current seasons of Prison Break, Veronica Mars, and Lost and am eagerly anticipating their returns.  

I've got to leave for my Medicine rotation now, so till next time.
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Oct. 3rd, 2006 @ 05:07 pm Hey
Paraphrasing from Dr. Dre but only in the broadest sense, "What's up Playas and Playettes." I'll be back in U.S. on October 11th and will definitely be in Chicago for several days, so I hope to catch up with a lot of people. There's not much of import to tell about me, other than one or two things. I hope everyone is doing well and plan on seeing many of you soon.
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Mar. 27th, 2006 @ 04:43 am Hey All
Sorry to those who I've abruptly cut out on the last couple of months. My time committments and shoddy internet have combined to make me a relative ghost to all my friends back home (Paul, I particularly owe you an apology). I hope everything is going well for all of you. Anyway, send me an e-mail or comment if you want to talk, cause you know I'm pretty poor when it comes to making that first step. However, if I'm online I will make the effort.

Let's see, what else is there to say. I've been running a lot and am now up to 25 kilometers a week. It's part of my early prep for a half-marathon (and maybe full) that I'd like to run in August.

I haven't read any fiction in almost two months, which has to be the longest stretch for me in the last 15 years.

I did see ~Pride and Prejudice~ earlier this week. If I remember correctly, when David Edelstein [favorably] reviewed the film for NPR's Fresh Air he asked if anyone could possibly be clamoring for yet another version of Austen's novel. Apparently David hasn't been receiving my correspondence.

In all seriousness, I really enjoyed the film. Director Joe Wright captured the spirit of Austen's novel, time, and particularly Elizabeth Bennett better than any adaptation in my experience. The cinematography, costumes, and sets effortlessly communicated the circumstances of the central characters.

Perhaps most importantly the importance of money and station in Austen's society comes through. The differences between Longbourne and Netherfield Park and then on the next level, Rosings and Pemberley, and those who inhabit them are seen from the first scene. Financial matters are neglected in other versions of ~Pride and Prejudice~, but to me it seems all too evident that the central determinant in the lives of Austen's characters is money. My favorite reminders being Mrs. Bennett's frequent use of the line, "but my dear Mr. Bennett he has 5,000 a year" (or variants thereof).

As for the actors and actresses, both of the leads were superb. Keira Knightley conveys Elizabeth's innate intelligence and independence as well as her youthful exuberance and sentiment. There are so many moments when Knightley's character shares smiles with herself, indicating her awareness of something more than her acquaintances, a trait that seems lacking in all of the other on screen Lizzies. Matthew MacFadyen was excellent as well. His Darcy is stiff and vulnerable, proud but insecure. It's really a fantastic use of his face, as his dialogue and manner of delivery offer little chance for expressiveness (as it should be). More importantly, it's a perfect match with Knightley's performance. How could any man not fall in love with her Elizabeth, and by the climactic stages of the film, one can easily see how his feelings could be reciprocated. Their chemistry is at times mesmerizing. In addition, the supporting cast is up to the task, including fine performances by Donald Sutherland and Judi Dench.

It's a shame that I had to blog about this movie in my first post in a while. Sigh, sometimes I'm so predictable.

I've been listening to a fair amount of music recently. Here are some of my recommendations:

Handsome Boy Modeling School - imaginative and humorous hip-hop that can be entrancing in parts. I'm specifically referring to ~So . . . How's Your Girl~ on which "The Truth" is my favorite track. I'm looking forward to start listening to Prince Paul's ~A Prince Among Thieves~.

Jean Grae - She has a great fast rhythm to her raps and a really angry voice at times. Tracks I've enjoyed are "A-Alikes," "What Would I Do," and "Hater's Anthem." The last is one of the most creative rhymes I've ever heard. Listen to it ten times and try to follow through all of the references. Pretty neat.

Madonna - I went back to my roots and have been enjoying early Madonna, including such classics as "Borderline," "Material Girl," "Who's That Girl," and "Into the Groove." The stuff on ~Like a Prayer~ and afterwards was never to my taste. I have to say that "Hung Up" off her latest album is a great track. The ABBA sample works so well. It's like the perfect modern disco song whatever that is.

Going off that here's some great Disco/Dance music that you would have heard at some point and might want to listen to again - Shannon's "Let The Music Play," Sister Sledge's "He's the Greatest Dancer," and Boney M's "Daddy Cool." All fun tracks to move to.

I'm not going to bother to list all of the Hindi music as that probably won't interest anyone

Mattafix - I'm still not sure how much I like this British band, but their sound is unique and at least for now "Big City Life" and "To and Fro" have been getting a fair amount of play on my playlists. I didn't care for either track the first time I heard them, but they've grown on me.

Some other random tracks that are fun:

Nikkfurie's "The A La Menthe" - it might be best known to people for its use in the major heist sequence in ~Ocean's Twelve~ (the one performed by the villain). A pretty addictive piece of synthesized music.

Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock - "It Takes Two" - one of the great old school hip-hop tracks. It's been so nice to listen to it again after not having heard it for several years.

Jorge Ben - "Mas Que Nada" - the most memorable song of the Brazilian music I've tried out. I know I've heard this before in a film or two. A great song to draw out one's lazy mood.

Clarence Carter - "Strokin" - My friends and I used to listen to this in high school all the time. I can't see how it wouldn't bring a smile to anyone's face.

I've got some pics from various things I've done the last several months, and I'll post them as soon as I find some webspace. Can I do this through geocities (I guess I can find out quick enough)? Anyone have any other suggestions?

Later All,

Subash
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Jan. 4th, 2006 @ 08:50 pm Like Sommersby and John Harmon I'm Back, Though No One Probably Thought I Was Dead
Hey All,

I don't have much time at the moment, though I can't pass up this access to the internet (for the first time in a few months) without saying a few things:

- Congrats on your engagement Ed and Susan! Susan, I'm not sure if you're going to take Ed's surname but if it's going to be the hyphenated route, Ed I think you should go for Cohn-Ferrari because that's kind of cool. All the best you two, and Ed, you and I need to have A Feast For Crows talk sometime soon.

- Happy New Year to everyone! I spent mine freezing on a mountain top waiting to pray to an idol I don't really believe in, but the experience was still more satisfactory than I would have expected, that is to say it was satisfactory.

- To those who have written me e-mail (I haven't checked yet, mainly because the 1300 new messages in my inbox give me a feeling of weariness), I promise to be in touch in the next few days. To those who have not written me e-mail, I will still be in touch in the next few days

- I really miss you people (well all the people I miss are likely to read this, as for the rest of you reading it's not that I don't miss you, in fact if I thought of you I'd probably miss you too). Seriously though, I hope all is going well in your lives and even if it's not I want to hear all about it. I know my days are passing in ways other than I'd ever imagined them, not better or worse, well maybe a little of both but mostly just different.

- Other than the company of my friends, the only thing I've really craved these past few months is a good steak.

- I actually had a very brief chance to watch an English movie last week and my sole opotion was Air Bud? I wish I was kidding. I guess I'll have to wait for Pride and Prejudice on DVD.

- I have yet to meet the girl of my dreams but not for want of dreaming of her.

Anyway, I should be in regular contact for at least the next couple of weeks, so till then all.

Subash
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Aug. 7th, 2005 @ 01:49 am Alice's Tag and Just a Little More

There's a bunch of people I want to e-mail and several more whom I need to, but I can't login into to Yahoo at the moment, so you should be hearing from me in the next day or two.

First I'll respond to Alice's meme:

1. ABBA - "The Name of the Game" - (There's nothing like ABBA to take my troubles away and I only partly jest)

2. The Roots - "Don't Say Nuthin" - (I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on with the mumbly part of the chorus, but it's catchy)

3. The Foundations - "Build Me Up Buttercup" - (Remember when they start singing this at a restaurant during My Best Friend's Wedding.  Now that's a fine scene)

4. Stevie Wonder - "Sir Duke" - (It took me a while to figure out that this was the name of the song, but I always knew I liked it.)

5. Debarge - "Rhythm of the Night" - (Is that a xylophone in the song's opening.  Whatever it is, this song brings me back to my adolescence and the goddess that was Vanity.  There was this role in The Last Dragon and her turn in Action Jackson.  I hear she's a born again Christian.  That's just way too bad.)

6. Eric B. and Rakim - "I Know You Got Soul" (I've been listening to this song for months on end now, but I can't get over the opening beat and the bit when the base kicks in just as the rap starts.  Maybe my favorite beginning to any song, and the rhymes and baseline are great all the way through).

Um, I'm not even sure I know six other people with livejournal accounts, but I'll tag these three:

[info]rynomatic (Remember, English food is only surpassed by English dentistry in its incompetence)

[info]buridan (It's about time you start updating, otherwise how am I going to find out exactly when you lose our bet)

[info]tmhopscotch (I know one of your six songs is Yaz's "Only You" and it's also time you update)

 

There's so much more to say, but I'm limited in time. Let's see, when I left off I was on my Cather kick, which I've gotten over temporarily.  I finished Death Comes for the Archbishop, which is a good novel.  Its narrative structure, just a series of episodes in Latour's (and a few from Vaillant's) life, holds the novel back.  Cather herself characterized the work as a "narrative" not a novel.  As a result of the chosen format, I think the work fails to find any momentum and reads as a bunch of often pleasant and occasionally impressive vignettes.  Should that actually be an objection?  I don't know, but I do know that it didn't quite work for me.  Regardless, the work is genuinely powerful in moments, including the scene of Vaillant's death and Latour's final moments in the closing pages.  I think this is the first novel I've read that effectively portrays the Church as an institution for good on a large scale, which is kind of a shame.

Before moving onto the other novels in the second Library of America volume, I polished off My Antonia in a few hours.  What a fantastic novel.  It's beautifully written with simple passages of description and characterization that envelop you so effortlessly as to make the reading of the novel an exercise that one regrets finishing.  As an early example consider this passage of Jim's impression upon first arriving on the prairie as an 11-year-old:

If there was a road, I could not make it out in the faint starlight.  There was nothing but land: not a country at all, but the material out of which countries are made. . . . I had the feeling that the world was left behind, that we had got over the edge of it, and were outside man's jurisdiction. . . . If we never arrived anywhere, it did not matter.  Between that earth and that sky I felt erased, blotted out.  I did not say my prayers that night: here, I felt, what would be would be.

Part of the pleasure in reading this Cather novel in particular was in seeing a mythology of frontier settlement and living depicted in a manner in which I could so readily visualize the scenes.  Rarely do I find myself picturing along with a novel as I read, but I found myself able to imagine all of the novel's happenings as if recalling my own memories.  What a bittersweet feeling it was when I came to the end. 

I found Jim to be a much more complete narrator than the young boy/man in A Lost Lady (I can't remember his name).  Much like Godfrey St. Peter he has some depth.  This fleshing out of an added dimension makes those scenes of recollection (St. Peter's memories of Tom and Tom's diary in The Professor's House and the entirety of My Antonia, as it is supposedly a manuscript written by a middle-aged Jim Burden) so much more realistic.  Perhaps that's why I found My Antonia so superlative. 

All of this crap about Cather reframing frontier stereotypes about women was secondary to me.  I enjoyed the novel most for its evocativeness - of the innocence and timelessness of youth, the hardship of poverty and immigration, the simplicity of basic living (by which I mean when one's focus is on providing food to eat every day and surviving the winter), and a key time in our nation's history.  Perhaps this all sounds prosaic, but it's not.  If you haven't read the novel, give it a try, it'll only take you a few hours. 

I finished the first five pages of Shadows on the Rock before I moved onto a full translation of the Mahabaratha.  I can see why they only give children abridged versions.  The story is a fascinating one, but the literal translation from Sanskrit is taxing on the eyes and just nonsensical in spots (when you sound out some of the phrasing in your head).  I was told this was one of the authoritative translations, but maybe I was misinformed.  So if you ever want to read the epic, don't read the translation by Kamala Subramaniam. 

I then reread Jeffrey Archer's Kane and Abel, one of my favorite novels as a teenager.  There was a great television miniseries adaptation made with Peter Strauss and Sam Neill, which I need to acquire.  Anyway, the story is still fantastic, but Archer's pedestrian writing skills are much more evident to me in my twenties than they were in my teens.  As I read on it became somewhat of a chore to finish, but finish I did because, strictly from a plot standpoint, the climax is worthwhile.

I then reread another novel, though this one I'd read just two months ago.  The novel, Richard Russo's Straight Man, is hands down the single funniest novel I've read.  I hesitate to call it a work of genius because that phrasing, combined with my praise of My Antonia, might lead some of you to devalue my opinion for excessive ebullience.  But, it's a work of genius.  The novel is narrated by a middle-aged English professor (currently serving as department head) at a small state school in western Pennsylvania.  Over the course of a couple of weeks we meet the family members of William Devereaux Jr. and his colleagues and their interactions provide the basis for the novel's comedy. 

The satire is much more superficial than David Lodge's work but it's brilliant in its endless nature and ability to amuse on more than one level.  Devereaux teaches writing at the school and tries to communicate the basic skills required in good short fiction to his hapless students:

I pick up and begin to read Leo's latest effort, with which I have to be at least marginally conversant by this afternoon's workshop.  His new story appears to be cinematically inspired--that is, uninspired.  It's about the ghost of a long dead murderer who returns at twenty-year intervals to terrorize the same small town, graphically executing the descendants of the original townsfolk who hanged him in the previous century.  The final scene of the story is climactic merely in the sense that after slaughtering a young woman character whose only crime seems to have been cockteasing, the ghost murderer rapes her corpse.  The murder itself is accomplished in a single well-developed paragraph, the rape in the following single-spaced page and a half.  In a handwritten note appended to the story and addressed to me, Leo expresses on or two slight misgivings.  He wonders if the rape scene is overdone.  And he wants to assure me that the narrative is not finished.  Originally, he'd thought of it as a short story, but not he suspects it may be a novel.  Next to his query concerning the rape scene, I write: "Always understate necrophilia."  Then at the bottom of the final page, "Let's talk."

"Always understate necrophilia," - I think I have a new response whenever someone starts to annoy me.  Much of the humor, like that in the passage above, is built up over a few lines or longer.  Sometimes Russo delivers by revisiting a joke thought laid bare earlier, but he is also able to write the quick hit bits.  In addition to the buzzing dialogue, his scenes of physical comedy are almost always effective.  Take one scene in which Devereaux finds himself eavesdropping in a crawl space above a room in which a department meeting called to impeach him is taking place.  All this because he peed in his pants and was trying to hide it from his colleagues.

For those who know nothing about the workings of an English department, they'll still find this funny.  Like I said, the humor works more on the level of poking fun at human flaws and frailties.  Also I'm not convinced that the egotism and insecurity that William finds in his colleagues is exclusive to humanities professors, but their resultant comeuppances are all the funnier as a result. 

One bit that I found slightly out of place despite it being the most literary of all references in the work (well the key one anyway) was Russo's apology for Dickens via the character of Devereaux Sr.  Senior hates Dickens and Senior is a deplorable fellow (the typical successful egomaniacal English prof actually) who left his young son and his wife, therefore Dickens must be good.  It's an all too obvious advocacy for the author, which becomes all the more obvious as Russo has written a modern Dickensian novel.  It's peopled by a cast of two dozen whose paths intersect in several ways and whose intersections give rise to basic social comedy and tragedy.  I didn't really understand the need for Russo to tell us that Dickens is good.  Clearly we would have been able to gather Russo is a fan after having read Straight Man.  Well maybe he was doing it for those who've not read Dickens, but the type of person who is likely to read this novel is likely to have read a Dickens novel or two along the way

I'm now reading Frank Kermode's The Age of Shakespeare.  Well reading in the sense that I've started it and should finish in a couple of hours as it's fairly short.  I realized that I knew nothing about the era of Shakespeare other than some basic history and seeing this volume in a local bookstore and recognizing Kermode's name, I decided to edify myself.  Particularly since I plan on digesting the Bard's oeuvre over the next few years.  There's been a few other books, but nothing that I feel the need to comment on.

The reading has been my break from what has been a busy last several days and what promises to be an even busier time in a week or two. 

I've watched a little bit of TV and have been struck by the fact that Indian television for some reason carries reruns of American sitcoms that sucked, and I mean sucked.  So far I've seen bits of Caroline in the City (that awful sitcom with Lea Thompson), Zoe (an even worse show with Selma Blair), and that one that had Jason Bateman (Hogan's Family or something like that).  Other than that, the only things I've seen are a couple of episodes from season three of The Apprentice, three of the episodes from the first season of Desperate Housewives, and some episodes from The Gilmore Girls (I'm not sure what season but Alexis Bledel looks quite young).  I'd have to that Desperate Housewives does have its moments and from now on if it's on when I'm flipping channels I'd probably stop.  Also, it seems that season three of The Apprentice was filled with morons.  I started watching from when there were 8 people left, all of whom were idiots.  As for The Gilmore Girls, the dialogue seems to be aiming for pretentiously cute, but it's just pretentious.  Though, Lauren Graham is just plain likeable.

Heh, one last thing before I have to go.  I've been staying with one of my uncles until my place is fully set up.  While at his place, he's shown me a few of his film scripts.  Two of them immediately stood out.  As I was reading the first one, I was thinking that the story was oddly familiar.  No wonder - it was an adaptation of Amado's War of the Saints.  The second one was his adaptation of Reade's The Cloister and the Hearth.  Both are intended for Telugu film, which means several song and dance numbers.  The Amado one, I have to admit, was a fantastic idea.  Amado's run-of-the-mill communist love story translates well to the Indian film market.  Besides the novel is set during a religious festival replete with singing and dancing.  As for the Reade, I haven't looked at it yet, but it can't be that promising.  What a strange occurrence. 

Anyway, I'll be in touch with some of you over the next couple of days.

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Jul. 18th, 2005 @ 04:14 pm Harry Potter and the Half-Good Book

Am I the only one that felt that this book was just a whole bunch of filler topped off by a climax that feels awkward because it's somewhat abrupt and whose intended emotional impact falls short as a result?

From reading the LA Times and NY Times reviews, it seems so.  I'm having a hard time articulating more specifically why I didn't particularly care for the book.  Basically, I didn't have the same feeling of contenment that I'd had upon finishing the first four and to a lesser extent the fifth.  I'm not sure who reads these entries so I won't post plot details, but I'd be curious to hear other people's thoughts on this book. 

I was moderately depressed about having to wait for the book, but the first morning I was here, I opened up the Metro section of the newspaper to find the front page devoted entirely to Pottermania in India and details about book parties, early store openings, and the like.  So after doing some work at the bank, I was off to the book store to pick it up.  Maybe I'll tackle my Potter beefs in the next post, as my internet access is spotty at the moment.

While waiting for things to start up here, I've had some spare time, so I've done some reading other than Rowling's latest.  First thing after The Alienist - a biography of Andrei Sakharov (The World of Andrei Sakharov written by some guy named Gennadi Gorelik) recommended by my uncle.  The first half of the book is as much about the history of the Soviet hydrogen bomb as it is about Sakharov.  I began to lose interest when Gorelik starts examining Sakharov's disillusionment with the communists and his peace efforts, but only because those chapters weren't as compelling as reading about the conception and building of such a deadly weapon.  On a related note, my uncle has an alarming number of books on atomic weapons and nuclear war in general.  It's really a shame to see his reading focus fall onto such a narrow subject.  After all this was the guy who gave me such varied reading material as Jubiaba and works by Clarice Lispector and Norman Rush among others. 

I'm now in the early stages of Chabon's Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, which for the 100 or so pages I've read has been quite entertaining.  Chabon's prose is intelligent and descriptive without feeling heavy.  If this holds up, I'll proably move on to Wonderboys, though I'm not sure what else I'll be able to find in India.  Next on the plate is finishing my reread of Death Comes for the Archbishop and then moving on to the other "Later Novels" in that Library of America Cather volume.  I only hope Shadows on the Rock, Sapphira and the Slave Girl, and Lucy Gayheart are as good as A Lost Lady and The Professor's House (this last is one of the best novels I've read this past year and I'd definitely recommend it to anyone).

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Jul. 14th, 2005 @ 04:31 am My Mind is Playing Tricks On Me
I saw this girl that looked exactly like Kirsten Dunst at O'Hare.  I was entranced from the check-in counter, through security, and all the way to my concourse.  Alas, she walked on to a different gate, and my hopes were dashed. 

At the moment I'm in Frankfurt airport having just purchased copious amounts of spirits and chocolates for relatives.  I also treated myself to some Davidoff Cool Water, specifically a limited edition "sun, sand, and sea" scent.  I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a new fragrance for the summer.  Maybe this is the odor of an ideal version of Kramer's "the Beach."

Finished Harrington on Hold Em Vol II on the flight.  Best poker book I've read.  Volume I is the second best.  I started rereading Death Comes for the Archbishop but fell asleep (this is not a reflection on the novel, which I remember enjoying the first time).  When I awoke I flipped through the movie choices and, seeing as Queen Latifah's Beauty Shop was the only movie I hadn't seen, I decided to go back to reading.  This time I started Caleb Carr's The Alienist.  I'm about 150 pages in, and it's fantastic.  So far the novel stands alone simply as a thriller/murder mysery, but it's elevated by Carr's nuanced but effective use of historical flavor via persons, setting, and description (clothes, food, etc.).  I wonder if this portrait of Teddy Roosevelt is accurate.  I'd always had an impression of him as a surly blowhard; maybe I need to read a biography of him.  "Link" (Lincoln) Steffens and "Jake" (Jacob) Riis have also made appearances, though only in minor roles.  I hope the remaining 400 pages live up to the standard Carr has set early on.

That's about it.  The second, and more tedious, leg of my journey awaits.  Oh yeah, I hope Phil Ivey wins the main event.  He looks to be in excellent shape with 27 left.
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Apr. 27th, 2005 @ 10:20 am Thoughts from India
Well I have some time to kill while waiting for a phone call and a fax, so I thought I'd share some experiences from my recent trip to India.

- For the first time I was finally able to appreciate some of the intricacies of cricket. It can still be a damn boring game, but I might be inclined to watch it occasionally from now on.

- Indian television chooses to air some of the oddest American shows, a fact often made hilarious when the show is dubbed in Hindi.  I'll give you a prime example.  I don't know how many of you remember the show Small Wonder with the robotic little girl Vicky.  That show was damn annoying, but when you see it with Hindi dialogue it's like a persistent tickle on the soles of your feet - you're just compelled to laugh.  The robotic Hindi voice was staggeringly funny.  I only wish I'd been able to record it.

- I got into a bizarre talk about my future with one of my uncles, who implored me not to repeat the mistakes of his youth.  As he explained his youth consisted of gambling and prostitution trips throughout Thailand and the Orient.  This was all tied in with his sermon on why I should get married in the next year before my choice of women narrows to the level of undesirability.  I ensured him that I would take these thoughts to heart and that I had no intention of shirking my responsibilities.  He was (temporarily I suspect) allayed.

- India still has the best Chinese food I've tasted.  Nothing in this country even comes close.

 Well in between the work I went to care of, I got to do a lot of reading, which included some of the books that follow.

I started on the plane with Raymond Feist's Conclave of the Shadows fantasy series.  Feist is light fantasy fare, only marginally better than Terry Brooks and David Eddings (though Feist's first Midkemia books were quite good) and in this case he serves up what I expected.  It was a pleasant way to kill the Chicago to Frankfurt leg of the journey, and by the early part of the Frankfurt to Hyderbad trip I'd polished off the third book.  Sadly, the third book sucked and there's really not much more to say about that.

I should mention that while waiting for my flight to depart I tried to read The Dark Knight Returns (a Batman graphic novel by Frank Miller) in large part based on a recommendation from Ezequiel.  I was disappointed.  The artwork was mediocre, and though the dark, brooding nature of the novel was mildly appealing, I couldn't make sense of the story and gave up after making it about a quarter of the way through.  I'm not sure how much of this has to with my relative unfamiliarity with the Batman world, if it's a flaw in the writing, or if I wasn't in the right mood to read such a book.  I do plan on giving it another try though.

After dredging my way through the last Feist book, I decided to reread A Suitable Boy in keeping with the spirit of my destination.  I still found the first five to six hundred pages fantastic, but Seth gets bogged down for much of the middle section of the novel.  Although he would have been hard pressed to match the standard he sets in the novel's early stages, I think he falls victim to the scope of his project.  He couldn't keep up the momentum and the novel suffers through some dry patches as a result.  It still finishes on a solid note.

After spending two days on A Suitable Boy, I moved on to some David Lodge novels I'd been meaning to read for quite some time.  Lodge wrote a trilogy satirizing the English academic profession, specifically at the university level.  I was able to acquire the first two books in that trilogy - Changing Places and Small World - and would highly recommend them to anyone.  A simple comparison would be to Amis' Lucky Jim, but Lodge really goes above and beyond Amis in the level of his humor and the sharpness of his satire. 

Changing Places
is primarily Lodge's portrayal of the counterculture rebellion on the Berkeley campus of the late 60s (and whatever accompanying rebellion there might have been in England I guess).  To this end, he writes of an English and American (a Jane Austen expert I'm pleased to note) professor who exchange teaching positions for one year and then utilizes this change in circumstances to begin his comedy.  The novel is experimental in it's format.  Lodge includes a chapter written in the form of letters between the four major players (both professors and their wives),  a chapter of brief newspaper clippings, and a chapter written in the form of a film script.  I'm not sure that these all work.  In fact they don't, but the novel is still damn good.

Whatever flaws Changing Places had fall away in Small World, which is simply spectacular and one of the best novels I've ever read.  It's also the funniest.  Lodge caricatures the world of English academic conferences, and he does it so well.  The satire is employed on so many levels that I can't begin to describe it.  I have to say that my favorite subplot is one in which a boorish professor by the name of Robin (I can't remember his last name) gets into a series of conversations with a computer program designed to carry on basic communication with humans.  At a certain point, the program designer starts manipulating the program and some of the exchanges between Robin and the program are sheer genius.  I guess deconstruction was taking over the world of the critic when Lodge wrote this novel (he wrote it in 1984 but set it in 1978), and he appropriately takes numerous shots at it.  There's really so much to say about this novel, but I'd be giving away much of the humor, which really has to be experienced and which I urge all of you who read this to experience.  I eagerly anticipate reading Nice Work, the third novel in the trilogy which is on its way from Amazon.

The next book on my plate was John Fowles' The Magus.  I'd previously read The French Lieutenant's Woman, The Collector, Daniel Martin, and I swear another book though I can't remember which one.  I very much enjoyed the first two and don't remember much of the last one, but I hated The Magus.  The book starts out in promising fashion, but somewhere around the halfway point, I began thinking to myself, "this is a really stupid novel."  It aspires to something great, mysterious, and even insightful, but it's polluted by a great amount of verbal diarrhea.  The novel's premise is that a young British fellow by the name of Nicholas Urfe takes a job teaching English to Greek boys at an imaginary Greek island.  While on the island, Nicholas becomes involved with a purportedly rich owner of a house on the island named Maurice Conchis.  Conchis slowly ensnares Nicholas in a series of psychological games that are all possibly part of some elaborately conceived "masque," but which are actual part of an endeavor which we come to know as the "godgame."  As you can see, the plot has some possibilities, but Fowles is too busy moralizing and/or philosophizing to carry through what he starts.  By the end of its 600 plus pages, I was consumed by a strong hate for Fowles and a strong desire to harm the book.  My violent urges quickly dissipated, but I still felt cheated as a reader.

Next on the agenda was Tolstoy's Hadji Murad, which is basically a long story.  It was an entertaining way to pass a couple of hours.  Hadji Murad was an Avar leader who fought with the Chechens against Russia and then against the Chechen leader Shamil, whom he never liked to begin with.  Tolstoy wrote the work after hearing some of the story's details while serving in the Crimean War, though it wasn't published during his lifetime.  There's really not much to say about it, other than it's forgettable but not in a bad way.

I decided to take a fiction break and was pleasantly surprised to find John Feinstein's book on the 2002 US Open (just called Open I think) in one of the Hyderabadi bookstores I've frequented.  I read through that book in a few enjoyable hours.  Feinstein is able to write simply but effectively.  He doesn't obsess on the human interest side of things, but does give enough background and gossip to make you feel like you're being let in on what goes on behind organizing, running, and playing in a major championship.  If you follow professional golf, then I'd recommend the book, otherwise don't bother.

Well I've got many more books to go through from my India trip, but work calls.


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Mar. 30th, 2005 @ 11:22 pm Crushing Defeats
I'm sure those of you who play poker and read my blog tire of hearing about bad beats all day long, but I need to vent about this one, which would have put me in the top 20 in chips and in good shape to progress nicely in this multi.  The hand that knocked me out appears below

PokerStars Game #1445343808: Tournament #6452400, Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2005/03/31 - 00:11:39 (ET)
Table '6452400 19' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pentimento (2069 in chips)
Seat 2: doppler12 (2630 in chips)
Seat 3: realsass (2235 in chips)
Seat 4: corona79 (1040 in chips)
Seat 5: Monty Burns (1050 in chips)
Seat 6: nburnsie1 (3340 in chips)
Seat 7: NimCross (2285 in chips)
Seat 8: spudstew (1465 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 9: Hotrod0823 (3725 in chips)
doppler12: posts small blind 25
realsass: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pentimento [Tc Ts]
corona79: folds
Monty Burns: folds
nburnsie1: calls 50
NimCross: folds
spudstew: folds
Hotrod0823: calls 50
pentimento: calls 50
doppler12: calls 25
realsass: checks
*** FLOP *** [7h 3s Th]
doppler12: checks
realsass: bets 100
nburnsie1: folds
Hotrod0823: calls 100
pentimento: raises 250 to 350
doppler12: folds
realsass: calls 250
Hotrod0823: raises 3325 to 3675 and is all-in
pentimento: calls 1669 and is all-in
realsass: folds
*** TURN *** [7h 3s Th] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [7h 3s Th 8h] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hotrod0823: shows [7c 7s] (four of a kind, Sevens)
pentimento: shows [Tc Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
Hotrod0823 said, "wow"
Hotrod0823 collected 4638 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4638 | Rake 0
Board [7h 3s Th 8h 7d]
Seat 1: pentimento (button) showed [Tc Ts] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Sevens
Seat 2: doppler12 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: realsass (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: corona79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Monty Burns folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: nburnsie1 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: NimCross folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: spudstew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Hotrod0823 showed [7c 7s] and won (4638) with four of a kind, Sevens

Poker Stove has me as a modest 81.9% favorite preflop against the 7c7s, a slightly better 95.7% on the flop, and a more convincing 97.7% on the turn.  I realize these last two percentages are insignificant because it was headed for a showdown anyway, but the numbers, this blog entry, and the accompanying public pity party will at least provideme with a modicum of solace.


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Mar. 10th, 2005 @ 04:11 am The Namesake
I finished this first novel of Jhumpa Lahiri in a couple of devoted sessions over the past two days.  I do plan on writing up my impressions of All the Names, but I want to read some more Saramago before I let anything crystallize. 

Getting back to Lahiri.  As you may or may not know, her family is from Bengal and all of the Indian characters that populate her stories and now this novel share that heritage.  In the history of modern India, Bengal has long been the birthplace of the nation's greatest creative minds.  Westerners will recognize the names of Tagore and Ray but numerous other writers, artists, and musicians grew up in that East Indian state.  Why this is I can't explain and it really doesn't have much relevance to my thoughts on The Namesake, but I felt the need to indulge in this brief aside.

The novel is an account of the life of Gogol Ganguli, the eldest of two children of immigrants Ashoke and Ashima Ganguli.  As with some of the better stories in Interpreter of Maladies, Lahiri is at her best with when writing through a detached, yet omniscient, narrator.  Perhaps I find this so effective because it seems so well matched with the detachment (perhaps disconnect is a better word) that her first and second generation immigrants feel.  The disconnect to which I refer is one of an incomplete existence, which particularly occurs in children of first generation immigrants, specifically first generation immigrants who attempt to fully maintain the traditions of their homeland. 

It's a topic with which I'm sympathetic as I've found myself plagued by this problem all my life.  The existence is one of halves and other fractions.  It's impossible for these children to live wholly within one culture, and there seems to be a limit to one's happiness when not being able to commit fully to any one identity.  The counterargument is that the child's identity is one of compromises and perhaps an advantage along the lines of a "best of both worlds" approach.  Basically, your situation is what it is and any limits you place on your happiness are self-imposed and certainly not attributable to a conflict of cultures.  But in practice, at least based on personal experience, there is no such identity.  Everything becomes conflicted, from relationships to careers to dietary restrictions (and so much more).  And there's no simple way to resolve these dilemmas when parental love, tradition, and authority advocates one approach, while everyday outside observation often advocates another. 

There's an unease and even pain that goes along with the introspection required by life-changing decisions for many immigrant children.  Can the fundamentals of family, devotion, and perseverance be enough to promote the notion of an arranged marriage or are these standards outdated and misapplied by such a practice, which itself might be outdated and misapplied?  Is one's worth determined by the societal respect and monetary rewards gleaned from one's occupation?  The easy answer is of course no, at least in "our" American way of thinking.  But what happens when you've been conditioned all your childhood to believe the opposite.  Can you shrug this career validation mechanism off so easily?

I find that these universal questions become almost crippling in their significance for many first generation immigrant children.  There are no easy answers.  One may choose to immerse themselves in the tradition that has been taught, or the tradition that is observed, but the resultant tension is not dealt with easily.  I've really given short shrift to this issue, particularly since it has many more personal implications for me, but I'm tiring and I want to get back to the novel.

The reason I've enjoyed Lahiri so much is that she chooses to tackle the turmoil caused by the aformentioned identity crises.  She deftly chronicles the rebellion from the birth culture, the return to it, and the uncomfortable compromise that results.  Maybe these compromises have only been uncomfortable for myself, though I doubt it.  It seems part in parcel for many who grow up in America but come from India.  I'm not familiar with anyone who settles into that third stage with little problem and in Lahiri's world, no one settles with minimal effort (except characters who are written mostly off stage).  In the case of The Namesake Lahiri sets up the novel to examine how for Gogol Ganguli this process define his life and the choices he makes along the way.

Gogol received his name because his father was an avid fan of the Russian author and had been reading some Gogol short stories during a horrific train wreck that left him permanently scarred.  The father, Ashoke, had been clutching a page from "The Overcoat" when he was rescued and the event was so significant for him that he decided to leave India and his family during his resultant year long rehabilitation.  When forced to name the baby in America, Ashoke resorts to the name of his savior Gogol, intending for it be only a pet name, with a "good" name to be assigned later (Bengalis, and for that matter most Indians, have a practice of giving a child a pet name, basically a nickname used within the family, and a good name, for use in all other circumstances;  my pet name is Chinni).

This naming issue results in what I feel is the biggest distraction in the novel - Gogol's inability to understand his name and his later desire to distance himself from it, which he does by adopting his good name of Nikhil as his legal name.  The reason I found this so pointless is that I suspect most Indian kids with unusual (read: non Judeo-Christian) names in America will face some sort of embarassment over their name.  Whether Gogol experiences this because of a Russian or Indian name is irrelevant.  Had Lahiri used this naming thread solely as a means to flesh out the relationship of Gogol and Ashoke or the more general Indian father-son dynamic, the thread might have been more useful.  She does do this to some degree, and in fact the novel ends on such a note, but I feel that it could have been done more usefully.  The issue does set up perhaps the novel's most beautiful exchange.  When Ashoke finally relates the full significance of the name to his now adult son, Gogol is overwhelmed by the tale.  He asks if his father is reminded of that dreadful night 18 some years ago everytime he looks at Gogol, and Ashoke responds that Gogol only reminds him of everything since. 

The novel is at its best when Lahiri uses the aforementioned detached narration to explain the characters' behavior.  It's effective because she's able to create a mood and motivation for her characters without falling back upon flashy dialog exchanges, not her forte.   What she does very well, both in this novel and her stories, is create a sense of foreboding in relationships that are sabotaged by the circumstances of immigrant culture, whether it be by too much difference in background or too much similarity.  And in fact, some of the best passages in The Namesake take place late in the novel as Lahiri switiches between Gogol and Moushomi narratives as their marriage falls apart.  She does this to a small extent when Gogol's relationship with Maxine also disintegrates.  Perhaps this is one of the flaws of the novel.  Occasionally The Namesake feel repetitive for repetition's sake.  The reason being that Lahiri seeks to communicate the cultural conflict that plagues Gogol in so many ways, but she's not comfortable or not capable of writing about it in more than way so she resorts to some questionable plot contrivances.

For me the results are all too depressing.  In the world of Lahiri the children of first generation Indian immigrants are doomed to a life of almost happiness.  They are unable to resolve the dichotomies of their lives to achieve any kind of total satisfaction in their relationships and career (though Gogol does seem to have chosen correctly by pursuing architecture).  I would be remiss if I didn't praise my other favorite bits of the novel, which for many would be the numerous throwaway passages in which Lahiri describes the Indian expatriate experience.  These include the assimilation of American traditions (the celebration of Christmas being a big one); the return trips to the homeland with all the accompanying problems (for the Gangulis this is the return to Calcutta); the way in which the use of the native tongue of one's parents diminishes with time and distance; and so on.  Lahiri captures these moments with ease and communicates their significance with the simplicity of her prose.  It can be a quite a nostalgic experience for those of us who have felt or seen similarly. 

While I enjoy reading novels of the expatriate Indian experience, particularly ones with such realistic descriptive prose, I'm saddened by the consequences that such an experience predicts for people like me.   My enjoyment and dissatisfaction with The Namesake encompasses my feelings of the world it portrays.  I cherish the personal significance of the novel's "stranger in a strange land" theme but I feel distressed by (yet resigned to) the undercurrent of cultural friction it depicts.


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Mar. 3rd, 2005 @ 05:15 pm Oh Robert Altman
In the midst of a DVD buying spree a couple of weeks back, I managed to pick up Robert Altman's version of The Long Goodbye, which starred Elliot Gould as Marlowe.   Now for those of you familiar with the novels, you can see why one might be wary of the choice of Gould for the role.  To my dismay, all my worst fears about the film were realized.  The acting was dreadful and the mood and language of the novel were corrupted.  It seems Altman thought playing Marlowe's internal monologues for comedy would be an inspired choice.  Well, he was wrong.  The movie was so bad that I had to turn it off after 15 minutes.

In better news, I'm watching the thrilling conclusion of Three Men and a Lady right now.  Altman could have learned a thing or two.  At the moment, Ted Danson is in disguise as an elderly British priest trying to delay the marriage of Nancy Travis to the villain, a rich British fop.  Meanwhile, Tom Selleck and Steve Guttenberg are speeding to the church so that Tom can profess his love for Travis, who has the worst English accent this side of Kevin Costner in Robin Hood.  Oh wait, he didn't have one . . . well you get my point.  After the trio reveals the Britisher's plan to ship young Mary off to boarding school, all ends well with Selleck closing off his plea for Travis' love by claiming that he "even loves her liver mousse."  Man this movie sucks, but it's still not as bad as The Long Goodbye

I'll close with a mention of All the Names.  I have to say that I really enjoyed Blindness and I'm even more engrossed in this short novel.  I only have 40 pages left, but I absolutely love it.  I want to write a long review of it soon after I finish it, but I do have to bring up a quote from one person's review of the book on Amazon:

"Saramago's style, peculiarities aside, reminds me a lot of one of my favorite authors; B Traven."

I've reproduced the quote exactly, so the semi-colon is not a mistake.  Anyway, c'mon are you serious.  All the authors one could be compared to, and Saramago is likened to B Traven.  It's amazing how you think you're reading the same words as everyone else, but you take a couple of classes, talk to a couple of people, and then it's not so clear.  I
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Feb. 13th, 2005 @ 06:59 am Lady Chatterley's Lover
I was just reading up on the obscenity trial that began following Penguin's decision to make Lady Chatterley's Lover widely available in 1959.  I was amused by this quote taken from the summation of Mervyn Griffith-Jones, who presented the prosecution's case:

    "The word 'fuck' or 'fucking' occurs no less than thirty times.  I have added them up, but I do not guarantee that I have added them all up.
    'Cunt' fourteen times; 'balls' thirteen times; 'shit' and 'arse' six times apiece; 'cock' four times; 'piss' three times, and so on. . . . For those     of you who have forgotten your Greek, 'phallus' means the image of a man's penis"

I was glad to read that that Griffith-Jones and his laundry list were ridiculed even back in 1960.  I am baffled why "cock" appears only a third as often as "cunt' or "balls."  You'd think the use of one of the latter two words would often necessitate the use of "cock."  Maybe Griffith-Jones didn't research his profanity as well as he should have, or maybe the mellifluous pairing of "cock and balls" wasn't popular back in 1928.

On to the novel itself.  I read it for the first time a couple of weeks back.  It was ok.  Lawrence acknowledged that he wrote the novel to celebrate rather than degrade human sexuality, but I think the manner in which he constructs the novel and the character of Mellors distracts from this purpose.  I'm not sure how much of my impression is influenced by changes in attitudes about sex and marriage in the last 75 years, but that still would not affect my basic objection.

Connie Chatterley has an affair with Michaelis, a member of her husband's intellectual circle, that quickly fizzles.  Shortly thereafter Mellors comes to the Connie's full attention.  Lawrence chooses to repeatedly stress his broad Derbyshire speech and his somewhat rough but open behavior, blatantly seeking to symbolize Mellor's difference from Connie's society.  The explicit manner in which Lawrence does this only makes Connie's previous affair with Michaelis more obviously an artificial plot interjection.  It also devalues any realism that Mellors might otherwise possess.  There's no subtlety in Lawrence's approach, which takes away from the tenderness that he seeks to portray in the subsequent affair.  And since Connie's embracing of her sexuality is the gist of the novel, any plot elements that undercut that theme will by definition be flaws in the novel.

On the other hand Sir Clifford is a finely constructed character.  His gradual acceptance of his paralysis, though interspersed with moments of spasms of impotent rage, comes across realistically as does his final willingness to accept Connie's unborn child with Mellors as the heir to Wragby. 




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Jan. 4th, 2005 @ 04:45 am More Movies and Some Books
I had the privilege of introducing my cousins to The Big Sleep this past weekend.  I hadn't seen the movie in approximately seven years and revisiting it was all that I'd hoped it would be.  These impressions are in essence new ones, as I'd forgotten everything about the movie (though I've read the nove twice in the intervening years).  Bogart can't quite portray the physicality of Marlowe but he has Marlowe's style oozing out of him in excess. 

The movie has a bunch of holes, as does the novel, but it's few strengths overcome those deficiencies.  Faulkner and company did a superb job of translating Chandler's prose to the screen.  It retains much of its wit and bite, in no small part due to the acting of Bogart, Bacall, and the rest of the cast.  There are moments when reading Chandler that one is simply awed by the heights to which his prose can ascend, though this is less true of The Big Sleep than the successive novels.  What most impressed me about the movie was how well Chandler's words come across.  They don't have quite the same effect, but the genius is apparent.  This is a movie that can be listened to with great pleasure.

The film's other great strength is Bogart's interaction with the various women.  I was amazed by the sexual tension in many of the scenes.  From his encounter with a book store attendant to a brief bit with a female taxi driver, Bogart's verbal exchanges with the ladies hint at or promise all kinds of naughty things.  The best example of this is a scene that takes place between Bacall and he in a lounge.  The double entendres are reminiscent of Hitchcock sidestepping the onscreen kiss rules in Notorious.  It all seems somewhat racy for a film released in 1946.

There's an odd thing abou Lauren Bacall.  Her face has some masculine features and her voice is also somewhat mannish (strong notes of a bass), but there's an eroticism about the way she conducts herself.  I'm not sure how much of that is due to her relationship at the time with Bogart, the way she chose to portray Vivian Sternwood, or her natural self just coming through. 

This marks the fifth Howard Hawks film I've seen in the last year, and for people struggling to find something in the video store, I'd recommend them all.  Bringing up Baby, His Girl Friday, To Have and Have Not, and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes are all superb productions in their own right and worthy of your viewing.  I'm not sure I'll ever check out Red River or Rio Bravo as I 'm not a big fan of westerns, but Hawks is a director I might make an exception for.

On the heels of watching The Big Sleep, I just had to revisit the world of Marlowe and what better way to do it than by rereading The Long Goodbye.  The language of this novel is so fucking good that it always makes me deeply regret my inability to experience it completely anew.   This is, I feel, the greatest curse upon the reader.  One can only only be a virgin to the great works of literature once.  Certainly there are joys to be had in rediscovering and reinterpreting the brilliance of a writer or a work upon a second or third read, but the sheer pleasure of turning that page to come across wholly  new words can only be felt once.

I've been reading Saramago's Blindness for the last couple of hours, and it's damn good.  I'll have more to say after finishing it tomorrow, but in the mean time I'll be obssessively listening to David Gray ("This Year's Love" and "Babylon" are two exceptional songs).
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Dec. 29th, 2004 @ 10:21 pm The Real Greatest Movie of All Time
For all of you who haven't had the pleasure of viewing Road House, I urge you to run, not walk, to your nearest video store and pick it up.  It is, with no close second, the easy winner of the award for movies of unintentional comedy.  There are so many highlights that I'll be hard pressed to list them all, but I'll give you a sampler.  You should understand the basic premise of the movie.  Patrick Swayze is a hotshot bouncer who comes to a small town to clean up the local bar, the Double Deuce.  Now this endeavor is not at all to the liking of Ben Gazzara, a former lover of Audrey Hepburn (in real life) and town boss (in the movie).  They wage war against each other and hilarity ensues.  How could anyone not be intrigued by a movie with the following tagline: "Dalton's the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it."

The best sequence in the movie might be one in which Swayze is getting stitches after being knifed in one of the movie's many bar fights.  Local doctor Kelly Lynch (yeah right) asks Swayze what his degree from NYU (yeah right) is in.  She claims to have seen this in his medical file; why that's in there I'm not sure.  Swayze's response, "Phlosophy."  When further questioned about what particular area of philosophy, Swayze responds with "man's search for faith, I guess."  I can't imagine the screenwriter didn't feel some guilt when penning that gem, but all I experienced was the the coughing from my throat as I started choking on my laughs.

In another fine scene Swayze is doing some kata by the lake behind his rental.  The hillbilly landlord seems mesmerized by Swazye's movements, which the director accentuates with some slight slow motion.  Now whether the landlord was bristling with homoerotic intensity (I know I was) or just amazed at Swayze's martial arts skill, one can't tell.  But it's still damn funny!

There are also some great wardrobe choices in the movie.  Swayze at one point dons a karate top tucked into some blue jeans.  That's some damn comedy.  Kelly Lynch is also handicapped by a summer dress that looks to be made out of a Pizza Hut tablecloth.

Another great moment occurs when Swayze is forced to call in his mentor Sam Elliott for some help.  Has there ever been a movie in which Elliott has appeared that he doesn't play some grizzled rough and tumble fellow?  Sadly his appropriately titled character of Wade Garrett meets his demise in Road House, an event that results in Swayze attempting to copy Schwarznegger's one man assault on a fortress of enemies at the end of Commando.  Our hero is of course successful.

I hope I've given you enough incentive to go out and rent this work of art.  I'm a firm believer in the Emile Zola school of filmaking.  Let me explain - I (the film maker) will take one profession, follow the cheesy movie formula to glorify it, and then move on the next profession.  Now, I don't think anyone can do for what bouncing what Road House has, but that's ok by me.




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Dec. 28th, 2004 @ 03:57 am Warning: Self-Congratulations Ahead
As the following quote will indicate, after approximately 25 attempts, I've finally won my first online multi-table poker tournament.  

PokerStars Tournament #4179793, Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
Buy-In: $100.00/$1.00
265 players
Total Prize Pool: $26500.00
Tournament started - 2004/12/27 - 23:15:00 (ET)

Dear pentimento,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $7280.75 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 327.32 tournament leader points in this tournament.
For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
http://www.pokerstars.com/tlb_tournament_rankings.html


Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

This was my second foray into multis in Omaha eight or better - a game that is quickly becoming my favorite.  I've cashed in six of my twenty-five tournaments, doing as well as $4200 for fourth in a 1453 player NL hold em 30/3 on Party Poker.  In the sole interests of further self-congratulation and masturbatory satisfaction, I'll relate some of the exciting hands from this tourney in my next post.

On a completely unrelated note, Sideways was a thoroughly entertaining film.  Paul Giamatti, who is one of the finer character actors in Hollywood, has more than made up for his other buddies-on-the-road movie, Duets, which did feature a Huey Lewis-Gwyneth Paltrow collaboration but little else.  I think Andre Braugher can blame his lack of film roles directly on this piece of crap, which was neither funny nor dramatic.

Who could have thought Thomas Haden Church would be able to escape the typecasting guaranteed by his turn as Lowell, the bumpkin air mechanic on Wings  (I hear it was Roman Pulanski's favorite sitcom).  It seems that Hollywood is ready to give him a second chance, and he makes the most of it in Sideways.  I'm sure Church is pumped to be on screen for both this film and Spanglish, in which he plays a real estate agent who romances Tea Leoni.  I have to admit that the manner in which he begins his seduction of Leoni's character is pretty suave.  Then again we might all be so suave if we had a bronzed California look and an Audi convertible.

Virginia Madsen is as good as she's been since Candyman, and I'm only partly kidding.  As for Sandra Oh, well she's creeped me out since Arliss and nothing's changed, though it wasn't the distraction I expected.
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Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 08:02 pm Hard Eight
I recently watched this film, the directorial debut of Paul Thomas Anderson.  I enjoyed the mood and depiction of an era in Boogie Nights and the operatic intensity of Magnolia, but I found myself unwilling to give my recommendation for this film.

The movie starts off with Philip Baker Hall approaching a downtrodden John C. Reilly outside a coffee shop. Hall learns that Reilly just lost all his money in Las Vegas while trying to earn $6,000 to pay for his mother's funeral. Hall offers to loan Reilly $50 and show him how to earn a meal and bed in Vegas. The premise is promising - two of the finer character actors of our generation off to Vegas to pull some scams. I was intrigued and looking forward to more. Unfortunately, the movie fizzled into what I would guess is Anderson's attempt to add excitement to a plot that didn't require any.

I liked the film best when it stood as a character study of Hall, which it is in the first scenes and in the last ones. However, there are oddities that distract from these finer moments.  One of the climactic scenes in a hotel room seems completely out of place and just plain contrived. Also, it's unclear why Gwyneth Paltrow is attracted to John C. Reilly, let alone why she would marry him. As for Reilly, this is about as bad as he's been in a movie.  There are parts of the film in which his simpering fool was so annoying that I wanted to pick him up and beat the Freddie Prinze Jr. out of him.  That being said, I did enjoy the way Anderson concludes his work, particularly with the extended confrontational scene between Hall and Samuel Jackson and Hall's ultimate revenge.

I have to pause here to give credit to Hall's acting work. Many of you might know him best as the ever vigilant library cop who hounds Jerry in a memorable Seinfeld episode. He gave one of the most amazing performances I've seen when he played Nixon in Altman's Secret Honor (certainly putting the work of Dan Hedaya and Anthony Hopkins in that role to shame), and he was also exceptional as a game show host who had molested his daughter in Magnolia.
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